While doing things that you usually do, you stumble upon some kind of container and a whispy green cloud of a being is released.
"Holy crap! I've been stuck in that (Old shoe box, rusty lamp, bong, etc) for centuries!" He says, folding his arms before you.
"For setting me free, I will grant you three wishes!" The genie promises. "But don't try that wishing for more wishes crap, or any loopholes to it, because it will automatically summon forth the ghost of Jango Fett to shoot your family jewels off with a blaster rifle. Besides, after three I'm out of here. I have a meeting with Buddha and the big cheese at seven o' clock."
What do you wish for?
